You see, I’m relatively fat, but it’s mainly gut fat. But it’s such a prodigious gut that I feel quite comfortable in my designation of “fat guy.”

A question never asked of me, but one which I will pose hypothetically and then answer as if anyone cares is, “Why are you fat, Andrew Mudd?” Realistically, there are a variety of reasons for my fat guy-ness; beer consumption, cheeseburger consumption, beer consumption, sloth-like athletic habits, etc. But it all comes down to Irish genetics.

In addition to being a professional fat guy/question-answerer, I’m a photographer, filmmaker and web designer. I live in Everett, Washington with my girlfriend, Betsy and our two cats, Casabelle and Mr. Mistoffolees. Betsy’s pushing for a dog, but it’s not going to happen.

My personal site is Andrew Mudd dot com, wherein you can find out just ever-so much more information about my professional goings on. Or, you know, hire me to do something (and then actually pay me for it — that part is key).